the clash of the ass lickers..

american bad ass..

2005-06-04T16:19:00.000+08:00

aw man.. the end is near.. i have to leave this town, the pc, my cousins, the food, my new found friends; hipon, baby shaq, delfin, blackjack.. shit man.. i'll miss every single moment that i've shared and spent my life with.. thanks to you guys!! i'll miss you!! i'll be back pretty soon..

american bad ass..

2005-06-04T15:39:00.000+08:00

-Birth date: 01.08.91

-Height: 5'4-5".. (i don't really know!!)

-Eye color: black..

-Hair color: black..

-What does your name mean: paolo = eddie castro = guerrero.. (that's it!!)

-High school graduation year: still stuck in third year..

-Favorite relatives: all my cousins..

-Summer memory: motivating the life of our enemy at basketball..

-Favorite TV shows: on-air tambayan..

-What's on your mousepad: i don't have 'em.. and i don't need 'em..

-In the car- ac or windows: low-rider..

-Do you believe in yourself: sometimes, when i'm not flipped..

-Favorite game: pool..

-Favorite drink: iced tea..

-Favorite food: hany, chocnut, yakisoba (any flavor will do except calamansi!!)..

-Favorite colors: red, blue, black and white..

-Favorite cigarettes: astro ^_^ but i don't smoke.. i just like the name itself..

-Favorite sounds: relaxing sounds of metallica, velvet revolver, etc..

-Favorite smell: the smell of what the rock is cooking..

-Favorite thing to do on a weekend: relaxing by playing basketball..

-Favorite soundtrack: wwe themes sountrack..

-Where do you see yourself in 10 years: i like to see me on the court or at the four-sided-ring, or at the studio, or at the office..

-First thought in the morning: look at my phone..

-Do you get motion sickness: what's that?! getting sick by walking?!

-Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: boring and deadly.. it isn't that much exciting, maybe if they remove the seatbelts, it'll be more exciting..

-How many rings before you answer the phone: depends on the person.. and my mood..

-Are you a good friend: are you joking!?

-Chocolate or Vanilla cake: vanilla..

-What do you drive: bicycles..

-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: nope.. a stuffed sandman below my bed..

-Thunderstorms cool or scary: cool..

-If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: God (Not exactly a "person," but that's still who comes to mind)

-What is your zodiac sign: capricorn..

-What do you wear to bed: shirt and shorts.. underwear..

-Do you eat stems of broccoli: i eat only the branch of it..

Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt? what do you think of me, thinking of you!? f*ck!!

-If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be: businessman.. continue the business of my father..

-If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: shades of red..

-If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: the name of my wife, it would be on my neck..

-Favorite brand of gum: judge..

-What is your favorite quote: "and that's the bottomline, cause stone cold said so.." - Steve - STONE COLD - Austin..

-Have you ever been in love: many times, different chicks, different place, and different universe..

-What's on your walls in your room: posters of justice league and getbackers..

-Is the glass half-empty or half-full: half-full..

-Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: hany!!

-Favorite flavor Snapple: i don't drink 'em..

-Which one, Coke or Pepsi: i don't like the feeling of drinking sodas.. it's irritating on my throat..

-Which kind of milk is your favorite: yakult..

-If you were to kill someone, which method would you use?: continuous division method..

-Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty..

-Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: i type with both my fingers on both ends of the keyboard.. (what a freaking question!?)

-When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: eyes.. chest and ass.. joke!!

-What's under your bed: didn't i just said, stuffed sandman?!

-What's the best number in the World: 1 and 3..

-What is your dream car: a lowrider which eddie rides on when he goes to the ring..

-Who is your biggest crush right now: are you crazy?! she knows herself.. don't say anything.. she's my bud..

-Nickname: astro..

-School: dla, the so-called, school of light..

-Bacon Bits Or croutons: bacon bits..

-Favorite Salad Dressing: i don't eat dress.. are you a monster to eat a dress?! shit man!!

-Do you Drink: of course!! how am i gon' be able to survive in this planet without freaking drinking?! think shit man!!

-What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: as long as it makes my hair shiny, smooth, soft, just like the chicks on tv..

-Have you ever been skinny dipping: what in the blue hell is that?!

-Do you make fun of people: most of my spare time.. even if i hurt them.. but apologize after it..

-Have you ever been convicted of a crime: yep.. stealing some property that i don't own..

-One pillow or two: three amigos..

-Pets: one dog, (bantay)..

-Favorite Movies: american pie (all of 'em..), like mike, the pacifier..

-Favorite type of music: pretty much everything, as long as it's not trashable.. mostly rock..

-Hobbies: playing basketball, pool, play sounds..

-Word or Phrase you overuse: shit man!! aw shit.. putchanamis, lintek, areku..

-Toothpaste: colgate..

-Piercing or tattoos: none.. but i do like to have some..

-Do you get along with your parents: of course!! what do you think of me, an ass clown wannabe?!

-Favorite beer: none..

-Favorite song at the moment: around the world, adam's song, otherside, underneath it all, duality, out of control, disappear, same direction, slither, dirty little thing, the unforgiven 2 and enter sandman..

-Most humiliating moment: do i have to think about it?!

-Favorite Holiday: christmas and new year..

american bad ass..

2005-06-03T10:43:00.000+08:00

yeah.. it's one helluva morning to start this day with.. when i woke up in the morning, it was 9:13am, i suddenly remembered that today is the game 5 between the heat and the pistons.. so i turned on the tv and switch the channel to solar sports.. damnit!! i was shocked, man!! i didn't expected that the pistons were trailing by as much as 20 pts in the 2nd quarter.. yeah!! the heat, for sure, got this game up.. i pray the Lord to guide wade and shaq in this series.. i really hope that the heat will win this series and don't extend it up to game 7.. cause if that one happens, i'm sure.. pistons will be tougher than i was expecting.. enough of that crap.. when the game reached the halftime, i went down at our dining table and look for something healthy i can eat while watching the game.. shit man!! i found pile of pancakes at our table.. then i took one plate then i put 3 pancakes and put some syrup on top of it.. i really like sweet stuffs so i emptied the 1.5 litre bottle of syrup and place it on top of my pancake.. i'm just kidding.. hehe.. (basta naglagay ako nang sobrang raming syrup para masustansya ang hotcake ko!! masarap pa!! di ka pa aabutin ng diabetes!!) after this, i went back upstairs to watch the game.. it's still halftime.. so i switch the channel to mtv.. damnit!! bullshit!! holy f*ck!! they were playing the video of velcro!! i was like, aw man!! why this?! there is so many videos on earth and still, they picked that one up!! shit man!! (title na title pa lang, mababanas ka na!! BOLUNJI!!) damn..

american bad ass..

2005-06-02T17:28:00.000+08:00

i've been listening to metallica all day long.. and it's pretty boring.. after a few, i tried to open up the pc.. turn on the sounds and listen to otherside.. i remember something in that song.. i connect the pc to the internet.. and then i click the ym logo.. it automatically logged me in.. then i look at all the persons from a to z, and they're all freaking offline!! dammit!! i do nothing my entire day.. i'm sick and tired of playing ps2 alone.. i'm playing the same game everytime i turn on the ps2.. cause i have no choice of playing a different one cause i don't have the bling to buy one.. so.. here goes my post.. it's dedicated to jm rodriguez.. thanks for reading my comment, dawg..

american bad ass..

2005-06-01T11:52:00.000+08:00

I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over we'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over we'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never conquered, rarely came
But tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
When I can't wait to get outside
The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, I've survived
I can't wait till I get home
To pass the time in my room alone

american bad ass..

2005-06-01T11:49:00.000+08:00

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare,
The shadow in the background of the morgue,
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends

(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)

Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight
Stop this pain tonight


Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)


Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you)


(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)

american bad ass..

2005-05-28T09:13:00.000+08:00

last night was one helluva night for me.. it was 9:00 in the evening when the pay-per-view, WWE Backlash started to hit the screens.. at first, the matches are pretty dumb like an ass clown.. so let's just cut the long story, short.. the drops at 10:30 and the match i've been waiting will start in a few moments.. when i switched the channel to 7, i was like, damnit baby!! bubble gang na pala.. then i look back again at jack tv.. phew.. they're still rolling on the damn commercials!! so i watch bubble gang while waiting for the match i've been waiting.. it's the match of daivari and muhammad hassan (the two trash talkers..) vs the heart break kid, shawn michaels (my fave!!) and the immortal hulkster, hulk hogan!! the storyline of that match was "One More Match.." which means the last career match of the hulkster hulk hogan.. 'nuff said of that.. and i switched it back again on jack tv.. wtf!? it's the same commercial i saw when i last switched it to 7!! shit man!! it was jolina magdangal in which she features a child with big ballsy head, they call it hydrocephalus.. they need help, man.. i think the commercial was way back 1 year since the first time it hits the screen, and still, they're asking some kind of a help to the ass clown people!! damn it!! that child could've been dead right now?! it's been a year since that family ask some help.. ohmagod!! and at last!! the commercial is over!! it's all over!! they are now playing the entrance of the two ass clown wannabes.. the people keep boo-ing they're asses to get the hell out of that "hallway".. and so they began to talk shit and shit about the immortal and the heart break kid.. but in a flash, their ass speeches were interrupted by the entrance music of the heart break kid.. yeah!! he's heading to the ring.. but before he climb up to the apron, he taunted like macho man, then the fireworks went up.. it's cool.. the people keep screaming hulk hogan!! then the music started to play!! hulk's fans went wild!! as he keep taunting and mocking, the two assholes were being closed up by the cameraman.. damnit!! i watched that damn show for hogan and not for the two of 'em!! i was like, f-u cameraman!! roll it on the 2 primetime legend and legned-to-be!! but he doesn't hear me.. he kept rolling the damn camera on the two arabian ass clowns.. so.. to cut, again, the long story short.. the heart break kid and hulk hogan won it up against the two talkshits.. hulk hogan will live forever..

american bad ass..

2005-05-27T09:50:00.000+08:00

first things first.. chocolate starfish here's my man fred durst.. nah!! let's get down to my monkey business.. i dream a beautiful dream last night.. i was like, kilig to the bones.. i dream about a girl i used to worship with my whole freaking ass.. let's hide her name to lougee na lang.. (pero si lougee talaga yun!) in my dream, i am dating my ex-worst nightmare.. let's just hide her name to tina.. i was forced to date her because my parents forced me to.. and i can't help but to date the hell outta her.. i didn't like the night, the venue and the ass-clown-nightmare.. it was a/an helluva date out there.. after we ate at the restaurant, i said to her if it's ok to her if i go home now.. she said, only if you give me my goodbye & goodnight kiss.. i was like, o shit man!! i'm going to kiss the nightmare of a lifetime!! omg!! what the hell am i gon' do? but then she unmasked her face.. she was lougee pala!! shit!! i can't stop staring at her angelic face.. when she asked me again if it's ok to kiss her goodbye & goodnight, i said to her, i don't wanna go home if it's you that i'm dating with.. and then i felt that i wanna go and weewee on the real life.. shit man!! i'm awake!! damnit!! it's all over.. lougee's just my fantasy girl..

phew..

2005-05-26T18:25:00.000+08:00

this day wasn't so good at all.. when i wake up in the morning, i was buzzed by our maid when she accidentally bumped a glass of water downstairs.. the glass shatters.. and i'm freaking so awake! what a beautiful wakeup.. when i look at the clock, it says it was 9:03.. i suddenly remembered that there was a game between miami and detroit (hoping for miami to win that game 2).. but then my father called me downsouth to eat our breakfast.. i went to our cr and i wash my face, when i stepped outside to grab a towel, i suddenly feel a hard feeling on my muscles in my left leg.. i think i'm feeling some kind of a cramps.. it was a good day to start with..

hehehe..

2005-05-26T18:22:00.000+08:00

bagong itsura pero ganun pa rin ang kalokohan ng pagpopost.. hehe..

the unforgiven 2..

2005-05-11T19:43:00.000+08:00

Lay beside me, tell me what they've done
Speak the words I wanna hear, to make my demons run
The door is locked now, but it's open if you're true
If you can understand the me, than I can understand the you

Lay beside me, under wicked sky
The black of day, dark of night, we share this paralyze
The door cracks open, but there's no sun shining through
Black hearts scarring darkness still, but there's no sun shining
through
No, there's no sun shining through
No, there's no sun shining

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?

Yeah, what I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?

Come lay beside me, this won't hurt, I swear
She loves me not, she loves me still, but she'll never love again
She lay beside me, but she'll be there when I'm gone
Black heart scarring darker steel, yes, she'll be there when I'm
gone
Yes, she'll be there when I'm gone
Dead sure she'll be there

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?

Yeah, what I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?

Lay beside me, tell me what I've done
The door is closed, so are your eyes
But now I see the sun, now I see the sun
Yes, now I see it

What I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?

Yeah, what I've felt, what I've known
So sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there, 'cause I'm the one who waits
The one who waits for you

Oh, what I've felt, what I've known
Turn the pages, turn the stone
Behind the door
Should I open it for you?
So I dub thee unforgiven

Oh, what I've felt
Oh, what I've known

I take this key
And I bury it in you
Because you're unforgiven too

Never free
Never me
'cause you're unforgiven too

enter sandman sandara..

2005-05-11T19:42:00.000+08:00

Say your prayers little one
don't forget, my son
to include everyone

tuck you in, warm within
keep you free from sin
till the sandman he comes

sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

exit light
enter night
take my hand
off to never never land

something's wrong, shut the light
heavy thoughts tonight
and they aren't of snow white

dreams of war, dreams of liars
dreams of dragon's fire
and of things that will bite

sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

exit light
enter night
take my hand
off to never never land

now I lay me down to sleep
pray the lord my soul to keep
if I die before I wake
pray the lord my soul to take

hush little baby, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it's just the beast under your bed,
in your closet, in your head

exit light
enter night
grain of sand

exit light
enter night
take my hand
we're off to never never land

dirty little thing..

2005-05-11T19:41:00.000+08:00

Can't stop thinkin musta been trippin this evening
My mind is racing demons and all of my feelings are numb

Yeah and when I roll with my head in the wind
And I feel like the king of the
Dead men wishin they had gotten together with you girl
But you're a dirty little liar with a message of obsession to come

You got your head in the clouds and your world's upside down
Get away from the life you're living
Get away from the man that's stealing your life
Get away from the drugs you're taking
Get away from the film of sex in your life

Can't stop drinking I'm cold kicking and bleeding
The wine is numbing feelings and all of my memories are gone

amf!!

2005-05-08T19:08:00.000+08:00

ei!! pano na kaming mga iniwan mo!? tae naman o.. kung kelan ano na tsaka pa naging ganyan!! sus.. pero.. di naman kita masisisi talaga e.. di naman ikaw ang nagdedesisiyon sa pamilya nyo e.. pero.. basta ha? alang kalimutan ha? dalaw ka ha? GAGO!! biro lang yan di ba?! wahahahaha!! di ba sabi mo sakin nung asa bulacan pa ako, na niloloko mo lang kami.. kaya hindi totoo yan.. hehe.. kala mo ha?